1. A sexual act that culminates at the male orgasm. In order to perform a muddy alaskan, the female sits on top of the male and receives his penis anally. At the time of his orgasm, she relieves her diarreah, covering each partner in a mixture of semen and her soft, watery stool.
2. If the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a Muddy Nebraskan.
2. If the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a Muddy Nebraskan.
1. During lovemaking, Lisa gave me a muddy alaskan, and it stunk so bad.
2. After having a fried chicken TV dinner with corn, Lisa and I bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.
2. After having a fried chicken TV dinner with corn, Lisa and I bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.
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Ex-Governor Palin had some very, very, very important topics to cover in her speech for the Tea Party Convention, so she used the old Alaskan Cheat Sheet and wrote them on her hand.
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Taking an ice cube (one that is of the type that can sit on the top of your thumb and has an indention on one side) and putting it on the top of your penis. After this you insert the ice cube (while still on top of your penis) into a woman's vagina. Then have sex with her while maintaining the ice cube inside of her and on the top of your penis at the same time.
Women from cold area's really enjoy Alaskan Sombreros when they are out of their element and in warm weather.
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Get the homeless alaskan mug.An alaskan type of breed the Alaskan malamute was originaly bred for pulling sledges just like the Sibearian Huski wich the Malamute is some times confused with due to their similarities.
An Alaskan Malaute has thick fur and unlike the Huskie it has brown eyes.
An Alaskan Malaute has thick fur and unlike the Huskie it has brown eyes.
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"OMG you have a black eye what happened?? Did you get beat up??"
"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."
"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."
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