Alabama Thanksgiving

When you can't get your brothers sister pregnant, throw 'er on the table like a deep pitted pig pull out yalls mamys turkey baster poke 'er in her fur burger with yur rooster douche filled entierly with Jimmy's French fry dip and set 'er timer fur 9 months

Well see Dixie been trynna get 'er self a bun fur her oven so we called for an Alabama Thanksgiving nd had ourselves a lil family reu-nin, Uncle Glen always had a special touch!

by Dylon Byrd April 15, 2019

Alabama Virgin

A girl who can outrun her brothers.

if they cant catch her she will stay a alabama virgin

by Gator_HD December 9, 2008

Alabama Nigger

A nigger that can't eat where the white folks eat and can't sit at the front of the bus.

White guy: Look at that Alabama nigger.

Nigger:Fuck you say nigga?

by Fuckerindapussy4 April 20, 2017

Alabama Whoopee

The Alabama Whoopee is a sex position in which a whoopee cushion is inserted into the female's vagina. when the male on top sticks his dick in it makes squishy fart sounds resalting in the good ol Alabama whoopee

Chad: dud I just did the Alabama Whoopee on my girl last night and the sounds made my mom wake up.

Josh: damn bro that's crazy.

by the define guy January 14, 2021

alabama lincoln

When you are in the movie theater and you cum on the back of someones head when they're not looking.

Wow, Pablo just gave me a "alabama Lincoln" while watching Cars 2, I didn't even have any napkins.

by Kurt_Cobain_ScatterBrain69 March 22, 2017

Alabama Lawnmower

When a guy is getting a girl doggy style with his family member, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her. Then he pushes her across the room while he is still fucking her.

Sheila had rugburn on her face after I performed a Alabama Lawnmower on her.

by Fachi07 March 6, 2019

Alabama 401K

A retirement plan, of sorts, where an individual makes a bogus back injury claim and files for unemployment, social security, and/or insurance payments. This is a steady source of income for many dirtbags living in Alabama and Mississippi.

Mama, I'll be gettin' my own double wide 'cause my check's in the mail!--Alabama 401K in action!

by Gary Vitalis February 12, 2007