couson

when you fuck your aunt or uncle and have a son, they are your cousin also.

Inbred whites always makin nephsons or cousons. guys fuckin their sisters or their aunts

by sanchezkeebler February 14, 2018

Cousin-in-law

She or he married my cousin.

Me: She or he is my cousin-in-law.

by Sakurakage August 9, 2019

Weed cousin

Your cousin, usually older than you, who smokes a lot of weed. If you don't have an older brother, it is likely that your weed cousin introduced you to smoking, and that he probably did it too early. Depending on geographical relation, a high-schooler may find himself at his weed cousin's house as often as once a month, and it is common to procure cannabis from the weed cousin until one's own supply becomes secure. Usually the son of a vodka aunt.

I was off with my weed cousin last weekend... He introduced me to dabbing. And edibles. I still can't think clearly!

by KarimGiles September 23, 2016

cousin marvin

When one is receiving oral sex from a hooker, and farts into the hooker's mouth.

"When Chuck Barry was getting a BJ from that hooker, he totally pulled a cousin Marvin on her."

by thzpcs January 2, 2017

coupon shot

While a brilliant monster reveal in a film (e.g. Alien, Jaws, The Thing) is normally referred to as the "money shot", a bad monster reveal is referred to as a "coupon shot". Coined by RedLetterMedia in their reviews of the films Biohazard and Carnosaur 2.

"I thought we were gonna get a great reveal of the monster, but instead we get another awkward coupon shot of the alien just standing there next to a guy in the back of a truck" - Rich Evans

by Southbound Soul June 19, 2017

coulsonized

(ˈkəʊlsənʌɪzd) - overwhelmed with and inspired by the cool matter-of-factness, subtle humour, unimpressed attitude and overall awesomeness of S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Phil Coulson, a.k.a. "Son of Coul", a character from the Marvel Universe, portrayed by the American actor, screenwriter and director Clark Gregg.

- "Who's your favourite character in The Avengers? Thor, Hulk, or Captain America?"
- "Neither. I'm completely coulsonized."

by ChaosNDisaster August 29, 2012

cousincidence

A coincidence between cousins.

Wow Cousin, that is so weird, I also had spaghetti for dinner last night, that is a total cousincidence.

by CousinDan August 25, 2010