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ADD Ninja

(n) A termed used for someone whose low attention span allows them to simply disappear at will, only reappearing after a determined amount of time chosen by the "ninja"
Pat: Hey John stay here I'll be right back.
~30 seconds later~
Pat: Hey Steve did you see John?
Steve: No, I thought he was with you.
Pat: Damn that boy is a damned ADD Ninja!


This term actually dates back a few years. Thought only to be an inside joke between friends to discribe one of the group, I left the state I was living in at the time. I moved to a larger city only to have it used there too. The origin is still unknown to me.
by Greyn1 April 7, 2009
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add bacon to my kale salad

When a vegan does anal with a meat eater.
Chad wants to add bacon to my kale salad.
by Mollex February 24, 2021
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add to cart

Online stores typically have customers construct before they pay a list of all the items they want to buy. This list is called a shopping cart, in analogy to real-life supermarket shopping carts, so the command to add an item to the list is typically "add to cart".

By extension, the phrase can be used to mean "I want it".
Once I found the right brand, I clicked "add to cart".

And they have a machine that can make whatever food they want out of thin air. Add to cart!
by Subsequence July 11, 2011
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add a scoop of wood

To use the toilet.

It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.

Can also be phrased "add a scoop"
Dude, where you going? We're about to jump in the lake!
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.
by Murperin May 25, 2007
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ADD/ADHD

attention deficit ( hyperactive ) disorder is were the brain chemistry of a individual dosen't produce enough of chemical B(sorry dont know real name) to maintain chemical A(ditto). It is most oftenly found in males and normally shows up during puberty. Altho AD(H)D most likely is present before puberty many idividuals mark that off as kids being energetic like the majority of there age groups. One of the most visible sign of AD(H)D is poor grades and short attention span... hence the name. I was diegnosed with ADD last year but apperently began dealing with it 5 years ago. ADD and ADHD are not the same thing!!!!!!! ADHD is when you compulsivly twich,tap fingers, pat feet, and/or look like the energizer bunny as well as lack the attention span as the norm population.Finally Ridilin(i cant spell Shiz) it not always the answer!!! there are 3 diffent chimical inbalances that cause AD(H)D and ridilin only deals with 2 of dem. Ridilin dosen't work 4 me soo they jacked me up on Concerta and bam result(not really bam results more like long period of time, slow results)
I GOT ADD YO

"Hey Bob i got ADHD,look a rabbit,its raining,Blue 42... Blue 42...,what, Green, That cloud reminds me of , Good bye!"
by Randy L May 30, 2005
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add that k

If that fat cat doesnt shut up, Ill add that k to her life...
by YoungHoney_G April 8, 2017
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Add it!

Do it you fucking pussy

You won’t because you’re too scared

It’s right there just click it
You fucked bitch do it already
by Ieatblackkidsyt December 15, 2019
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