A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.
Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."
Charles- "Jesus Christ"
Charles- "Jesus Christ"
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When your ass creates a poop that causes a shaken champaign bottle effect. This is usually induced by mass amounts of beer the night before. Tacos and other messy foods do not create such a shit because they leave the fecal mater very runny where there needs to be a build up of solid shit to clog the sphincter followed by pure liquid.
Axel had a bad case of buck-shot-asshole after two dollar Tuesday.
Dude cant hang out got a bad case of buck-shot-asshole.
Dude cant hang out got a bad case of buck-shot-asshole.
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Get the fuck me in the asshole and call me sally mug.After a plethora of anal sex, the rectum fails to return to a circular shape thus assuming an oblong shape, much like a key-slot.
Girl: Do you remember my ex, Jim?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
by ChaffedAnus September 22, 2019
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by Chocolate_12 May 11, 2017
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It's also used to curse fat people.
It's also used to curse fat people.
man 1: what was the answer Jacob
I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-
I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-
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