1. A highly successful asian man who achieved success in ways not conceived by Western stereotype.
2. An asian man that is married to or dates an affluent, beautiful, or famous white woman.
3. An asian man that is endowed with a large penis.
2. An asian man that is married to or dates an affluent, beautiful, or famous white woman.
3. An asian man that is endowed with a large penis.
1. Jin, a non-engineering major, has found success in book publishing and is consequently distinguished by his white peers as an asian king.
2. Yun, a well-to-do independent book publisher, proposed to his extremely hot blonde girlfriend-- who has an affinity for rich asian-kings.
3. Shaniqwa: "who's that cute Filipino dude?"
Sarah Jane: "Oh that's Jerrie B. He publishes books and has a huge dick."
Shaniqwa: "Really? Must be another asian-king."
2. Yun, a well-to-do independent book publisher, proposed to his extremely hot blonde girlfriend-- who has an affinity for rich asian-kings.
3. Shaniqwa: "who's that cute Filipino dude?"
Sarah Jane: "Oh that's Jerrie B. He publishes books and has a huge dick."
Shaniqwa: "Really? Must be another asian-king."
by cstick20 May 18, 2010
Get the asian-king mug.The grading scale for an Asian student is typically different from that of the average American student.
When you're a normal American:
A: Stands for "AWESOME" you're doing great.
B: Above average, you're still doing good
C: Average.. you could be doing better, but you're slacking
D: Below average, you're slipping, but you can still make it up is you try
F: Well, you just failed, didn't you. No need to really explain that.
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Now, when you're ASIAN, it's A LOT different. "A" no longer stands for "awesome" anymore.
A : stands for "average" - anything below that is pretty unacceptable to your parents.
B : stands for "bad" - you're already at a below average cause all the other Asians and getting A's!
C : stands for "crap" - you're doing terrible and your parents will be pissed. They'll probably spank you or ground you, and you'll be sent to your room without dinner that night. If you DO have dinner that night, the topic to be discussed at the table is how disappointed everyone everyone is with you. This will be followed by comparisons to you and your successful siblings, cousins or fellow Asian students. That's right, your parents know every other Asian kid in your school even if you aren't friends with them. That's because your parents are friends with theirs and their parents like to brag. Bastards.
D : stands for "death" - your parents will threaten to kill you. They will not hesitate to beat the crap outta you, and when they're tired, they'll send you to your room, but once they've regained their energy they'll go into your and continue to yell and insult you. They'll take away your things (laptop, games mp3, phone, ect.) and even if pull up your grades by the next semester, you won't get them back until the semester after that. Oh yeah, you will be labeled as an embarrassment.
F : stands for "FUCKED!" Not ONLY will your parents beat the shit outta you, they'll probably make a call to your relatives in (china, korea, philippines, etc, where ever they're from) and start looking for plane tickets online. That's right, you will be sent out of the country cause your parents can't even stand to look at you anymore.
i got terrible grades and actually did fail a couple classes, but luckily i never got sent away T_T.
When you're a normal American:
A: Stands for "AWESOME" you're doing great.
B: Above average, you're still doing good
C: Average.. you could be doing better, but you're slacking
D: Below average, you're slipping, but you can still make it up is you try
F: Well, you just failed, didn't you. No need to really explain that.
---
Now, when you're ASIAN, it's A LOT different. "A" no longer stands for "awesome" anymore.
A : stands for "average" - anything below that is pretty unacceptable to your parents.
B : stands for "bad" - you're already at a below average cause all the other Asians and getting A's!
C : stands for "crap" - you're doing terrible and your parents will be pissed. They'll probably spank you or ground you, and you'll be sent to your room without dinner that night. If you DO have dinner that night, the topic to be discussed at the table is how disappointed everyone everyone is with you. This will be followed by comparisons to you and your successful siblings, cousins or fellow Asian students. That's right, your parents know every other Asian kid in your school even if you aren't friends with them. That's because your parents are friends with theirs and their parents like to brag. Bastards.
D : stands for "death" - your parents will threaten to kill you. They will not hesitate to beat the crap outta you, and when they're tired, they'll send you to your room, but once they've regained their energy they'll go into your and continue to yell and insult you. They'll take away your things (laptop, games mp3, phone, ect.) and even if pull up your grades by the next semester, you won't get them back until the semester after that. Oh yeah, you will be labeled as an embarrassment.
F : stands for "FUCKED!" Not ONLY will your parents beat the shit outta you, they'll probably make a call to your relatives in (china, korea, philippines, etc, where ever they're from) and start looking for plane tickets online. That's right, you will be sent out of the country cause your parents can't even stand to look at you anymore.
i got terrible grades and actually did fail a couple classes, but luckily i never got sent away T_T.
Asian: shit, my grades suck this semester
Friend: what are you talking about? You got A's, B's, and a C.
Asian: yeah, but on the asian grading scale that means I'll get about 2 and a half beatings and I probably won't be able to see daylight on the weekends...
Friend: what are you talking about? You got A's, B's, and a C.
Asian: yeah, but on the asian grading scale that means I'll get about 2 and a half beatings and I probably won't be able to see daylight on the weekends...
by hey girl, hey February 18, 2009
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A small girl for her age but is super nice and cute. She is innocent and would never try to hurt anyone. She is outgoing and funny . She doesn't like to be alone and will always be their for you. You are lucky to have a an Asifa.
by was up world November 17, 2016
Get the Asifa mug.(This applies to a majority of asian kids in the US) The reason Asian kids in are very depressed, here are the charateristics of them:
1. THEY ARE OBSESSIVE ABOUT YOUR GRADES. They want you to go to a good college like a UC or Harvard and stuff and get tons of scholarships and be rich lawyer or doctor. Here are grade when it comes to asian parents:
A - Asian standard, the only acceptable grade.
B - Bad
C - Catastrophe
D - Death
F - F***'d
Tip- DO NOT tell them you have a bad grade when they are in the kitchen! Most of my fellow asians in my town keep shoes near the kitchen area, if you tell an asian parent you bad grade in the kitchen you could get shoes thrown at you, you could get maimed by utensils and if they are near the knifes you are just plain screwed.
2.THEY ARE CONTROLLING.
Who you are, what you wear, what you do- it's all up to them
3. THEY THINK ANYTHING YOU DO ASIDE FORM STUDYING IS A WASTE OF TIME.
4. THEY ARE ABUSIVE.
It's simple, you don't meet up to their standards they have no problem in getting rid of you.
5. Rice. And fish.
6. If you have many possessions they will take them away. If you don't they will just take away your dignity.
1. THEY ARE OBSESSIVE ABOUT YOUR GRADES. They want you to go to a good college like a UC or Harvard and stuff and get tons of scholarships and be rich lawyer or doctor. Here are grade when it comes to asian parents:
A - Asian standard, the only acceptable grade.
B - Bad
C - Catastrophe
D - Death
F - F***'d
Tip- DO NOT tell them you have a bad grade when they are in the kitchen! Most of my fellow asians in my town keep shoes near the kitchen area, if you tell an asian parent you bad grade in the kitchen you could get shoes thrown at you, you could get maimed by utensils and if they are near the knifes you are just plain screwed.
2.THEY ARE CONTROLLING.
Who you are, what you wear, what you do- it's all up to them
3. THEY THINK ANYTHING YOU DO ASIDE FORM STUDYING IS A WASTE OF TIME.
4. THEY ARE ABUSIVE.
It's simple, you don't meet up to their standards they have no problem in getting rid of you.
5. Rice. And fish.
6. If you have many possessions they will take them away. If you don't they will just take away your dignity.
Asian kid: I got a freakin B on the test! I'm dead!
Friend who got an A and doesn't have Asian Parents: Listen! You can switch tests with me! It's a scantron! They will never know!
Asian kid: We can't, they will find out somehow! I'm screwed either way!
Friend who got an A and doesn't have Asian Parents: Listen! You can switch tests with me! It's a scantron! They will never know!
Asian kid: We can't, they will find out somehow! I'm screwed either way!
by Gazerock4ever March 21, 2009
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Guy: Yeah cool man what did u get on your math test?
Yao: 30%
Guy: HAHA Reverse Asian
Yao: Fuck you!
Guy: Yeah cool man what did u get on your math test?
Yao: 30%
Guy: HAHA Reverse Asian
Yao: Fuck you!
by Dizza March 24, 2006
Get the reverse asian mug.The highest possible level of human efficiency. Allows the person to focus all of their senses solely on their work to point of becoming impossible to distract and/or communicate with. Makes it possible to work for an incredible number of hours without the need of nourishment, sleep, or relieving oneself.
Never before observed in non-Asian races.
Never before observed in non-Asian races.
Mike: "I'm starting to worry about her. The physics final is tomorrow, and she hasn't gotten out of that chair in two days. I tried to bring her some food, but she just started studying harder."
Neal: "Dude, Asian mode."
Neal: "Dude, Asian mode."
by KeyserSoze6 August 8, 2010
Get the Asian mode mug.The point at which only one man has achieved through alcoholic intake. It is worse than buzzed, tipsy, drunk, wasted, and shit-faced...Asian Zing has only been achieved by Edmundo, and will remain that way.
"Dude, did you see how Asian-Zing Edmundo was last night?"
"Yeah man, he was yellin' at us and shit."
"Typical Asian Zing."
"Yeah man, he was yellin' at us and shit."
"Typical Asian Zing."
by CJSTUD December 17, 2007
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