My only friend.
alcohol- alcohol. when im fucked up i need some ass. booty ass. fuck the surgeon general's warning, i ain't got shit to do in the morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by wittyname January 18, 2010

by The Electric Guitar is my Best Friend January 14, 2004

College kids who drink their feelings, blackout every weekend, come hung over to class that is, if they even make it at all. Some may even have a plan of action entitled something similiar to the BCPA - (Bill Christian Plan of Action) to deal with their drunken hook-ups.
Student 1: Man that guy came to class still drunk, what an alcoholic.
Student 2: Oh yeah, I saw that alky with four girls last night.
Student 1: The BCPA was getting a lot of action.
Student 2: Oh yeah, I saw that alky with four girls last night.
Student 1: The BCPA was getting a lot of action.
by PureLeaf January 15, 2012

My observation over a lifetime, is the individual
(1) drinks frequently (almost daily),
(2) becomes inebriated relatively soon after the first or second drink,
(3) continues to drink, sometimes to a state of unconsciousness
(4) knows that they have a problem but won't admit it.
(5) almost always has a ketone acidosis odor on their breath
(6)SAL IS AN ALCOHOLIC IN DENIAL.
(1) drinks frequently (almost daily),
(2) becomes inebriated relatively soon after the first or second drink,
(3) continues to drink, sometimes to a state of unconsciousness
(4) knows that they have a problem but won't admit it.
(5) almost always has a ketone acidosis odor on their breath
(6)SAL IS AN ALCOHOLIC IN DENIAL.
by HookerElla June 24, 2008

Someone who has decided to label themselves in order to obtain special treatment, psychiatric drugs, or join a cult. Also a term used to detach from responsibility and make others responsible for your own problems.
My neighbor is an alcoholic. He’s been sober for three years, doesn’t work, and spends all his disability check on Vegas hookers.
by devestment October 10, 2009

(according to the Encyclopedia Galactica)- A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars. Has intoxicationg effects on certain carbon-based life forms
The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy explains what alcohol is and what the effects of some alcohol is. It gives a lot of information about out of this world alcoholic drinks
by Braylin Mills May 15, 2011

by hmn June 13, 2004
