afterface

The face you make after you bust

I made the coolest afterface after i faced a face that faced after it faced an afterface on the after bust

by FurryFag June 5, 2016

After exams

The crunch time at the end of an academic year, when all fun or otherwise entertaining activities have to be postponed until all exams have been taken.

A: "Dude, you want to go hang out later this week?"

B: "Sorry, can't. Let's do that after exams."

C: "You totally have to check this out, it's like the coolest thing ever!"

D: "I don't have time. Ask me again after exams."

by DesertFox138 April 30, 2010

afternoon skank

usually an easy fuck from a coked out party whore or skank who has been up all night doing god knows what till the wee hours of the morning. an afternoon skank is ususally best around 12 noon after a few hits of G. bring a noseplug.

wheres johnny? oh hes just upstairs with that afternoon skank. whose callin next?

by r johnny 126 July 23, 2010

after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

afterholidaydementia

The type of feeling you get after a long holiday and going back to work. You forgot passwords, names of people, mails, meetings, etc.

It takes a few days to recover and get up to speed again.

Hey Bart, don't you remember what we talked about a few weeks ago?

Sorry Daniele, I am suffering from afterholidaydementia.

by elbartos January 11, 2022

afterbirth on toast

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

by Woodnone September 1, 2009

Afton Family

William Afton - Spring trap, Scarp trap, Purple guy, Man behind the Slaughter
Death - Spring lock failure in Spring bonnie suit.

Mrs. Afton (name not released yet) - Ballora
Death - (not released yet) - Fandom Death - Car crash

Michael/Terrance Afton - Rotting man, skin suit for Animatronic Ennard and Main protagonist of FNAF 5 Sister location
Death - Scooped

Elizabeth Afton - Circus Baby and Scrap Baby

Death - grabbed to death while trying to get Ice Cream - Circus Baby Burned - Scrap Baby

C.C/ Crying Child (name not released yet) - Shadow Freddy or Golden Freddy, Main protagonist of FNAF 4
Death - frontal lobe bitten by Fred bear on birthday

Lol this is le Afton Family

I'm too lazy to type

by FNAF WEEB December 8, 2020