January 31

The day women with the coziest pussy are born.

Devin: "what's your birthday?"

Emily: "January 31."

Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"

by DeeFreshly March 5, 2022

july 31

People born on this day are amazing people who care about others feelings. They are super funny.

People born july 31 are awesome.

by bigblackmangos November 22, 2021

January 31

National slap your homophobic and ugly cousin!

Yes its true! Its finally the day to get all your anger out!

"Hey its January 31!"
"What? WHY DID YOU SLAP ME?!"

by Edwardtrans <33 November 4, 2021

December 31

You are elite, Hardly anybody else has this birthday Just know that you are ELITE

Person 1: yo whats your birthday?
Person 2: December 31
Person 1: oh damn your elite

by roastbeef_69 February 3, 2021

October 31

national ask out ur crush day

October 31 is national ask out your crush day, you have to ask her out.

by PePa PiGs DaDdY October 30, 2019

October 31

October 31, "Kids annoy you for candy day", on this day, a bunch of annoying fucking kids in their ugly ass costumes, knock on your door all night just to annoy you. Some of these shits even steal more than you give them.

Obama: hey bro wanna go annoy some adults for diabetes??!?! :XDDDD

osama: oh yes oh yes lets go lets go, it's October 31st after all hehaeeajehajeh.

by SausageSlapper October 25, 2019

31 july

Also known sa Harry Potter’s and J.K. Rowling’s Birthday

Person1:Today is 31 july!
Person2:So?
Person1:IT’S HARRY POTTER’S BIRTHAY

by Hermione Jean Granger January 24, 2021