zombie flu

When you have the flu or a cold that is so bad you feel like the walking dead.

I didn't have a 24-hour bug, I had Zombie Flu.

by AnnieBanannie May 18, 2014

Sex flu

The male shoots a cumshot into a girl’s nostril. This way, the girl will have a runny nose from the dripping cum and will feel like she is sick from the distance of the shot.

“Sorry I’m late I had to blow my nose after my boyfriend gave me the sex flu”

by Slydog11 December 20, 2019

Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.

No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.

by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019

Swalign Flu

a type of flu that's associated with owning 1 or more Align RC helicopters. This flu is very prevalent in the RC community.

I had to get a swalign flu shot today, DR said I had to many Align helicopters

by barnrat February 22, 2010

LAN Flu

When you come back from a LAN party/gaming event and you get flu-like

symptoms from being around other dirty gamers for a whole weekend

Guy A: "Duude I'm feeling a little under the weather."

Guy B: "why?"

Guy A: Just came back from an MLG event...."

Guy B: "Ahh... must be the LAN Flu ."

by derppy November 25, 2013

Vegas Flu

The sickness you come down with while in Vegas because you’re partying way too hard. Rumored to effect away hockey teams coming to visit the Vegas Golden Knights. Even the most professional hockey players enjoy their vices.

Earlier in the season, the Winnipeg Jets opted to arrive in Vegas a full three days before their game with the Golden Knights. All Jets players caught the Vegas flu and come gameday they were crushed 5-2.

"When we go into a city, we have a routine. Get in. Put your stuff down. Change. Go to dinner. Hang out with the guys. Come back. Watch some TV. But here, there are a few more things to do. Maybe you do some little thing that just throws your clock off. It doesn't take much. And we'll take anything that throws you off of your game." - Nate Schmidt, VGK Defenseman

by Reginlief June 9, 2018

band flu

A deadly disease spread only amongst marching band members

The entire tuba section is sick; the band flu is spreading.

by Sensei Ramen October 3, 2017