less than jake

THE fucking greatest and most kick-ass ska band ever to WALK THE EARTH!

Less Than Jake could kick 500 other bands' asses with their arms and legs tied together and with rabid ferrets duct taped onto their faces.

by theMIk March 6, 2004

gayer than Christmas

An extremely flaming homosexual. The concept "gayer than Christmas" is used because Christmas is probably the "gayest" time of the year..and to be gayer than Christmas is, well, obviously very gay!!

"Dude, this guy is gayer than Christmas. When he opens his mouth a purse falls out!"

by <3 Megs* December 29, 2005

pisster than hell

Being or becoming extremly mad or angry.

He's makin me pister than hell

by poopface95 June 30, 2005

gayer than gay

Gayer than gay is when something is pretty freakin' queer.

It's gayer than the Wiggles.
It's gayer than 1000 hugs in a handbag.
It's gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
It's gayer than male hairstylists.

Oh yeah...it's gay.

Oh my gosh, Jimmy has a lifesized blow up doll of Michael Bolton.

That is gayer than gay.

by Chigglywiggly March 13, 2009

Thiccer than a snicker

When shawty thick

“Shawty thick thiccer than a snicker”-t pain

by Dusty dildo June 15, 2018

harder than a cats

Anything that is really, really hard. Like a cats head

Hey, Jiggy. Your boner seems really hard. Hard, like harder than a cats head!
I know. Thanks

by Pipksi September 16, 2013

Cooler than ice

Something really awesome beyond anything else

Mate your car is cooler than ice
That Joe cushion is cooler than ice

by Liv_ingitup October 15, 2018