Often arbitrary and nonsensical overbearing "rules" created and constantly changed by basement dwellers to take revenge on the world for always getting picked last at sports or the prom. Added to and made more oppressive weekly, or whenever the moderators run out of hot pockets.
by Jonesy Shwemes December 29, 2020
Get the Community Standardsmug. A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.
"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."
by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021
Get the Standard Brianmug. Someone who holds no moral standard sacred has no true moral standards. Just like anyone can say god bless you (or even write a song about god) without believing in any god, anyone can claim to have moral standards.
A lot of people who claim that they lowered their moral standards are full of shit, they never believed in any of the moral standards they said they had in the first place. They never really believed in the rules they behaved within, but for some reason mindlessly kept behaving within these rules, norms, and standards, unless everyone else was breaking them, then they'd go along with the crowd and do what the crowd was doing so they didn't end up standing or being alone. They would range from wholesome, plain, and almost Puritan (no cursing, arrest everybody for being human) to anarchist, depending on what everyone else around them was saying/doing. A true coward is not someone afraid to stand, it's someone afraid to stand alone.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
Get the Moral standardsmug. Having no self respect and accepting anything regardless of quality. For example, dating a person who you know is a total jerk but you still want to be with them even though you know they're not good for you.
-Did you know that Patricia is dating Michael, that disgusting creep?
-Yeah dude, she has very low standards
-Yeah dude, she has very low standards
by grossm4nn June 26, 2023
Get the Low standardsmug. The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.
GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!
by resident alian February 18, 2008
Get the standard deductionmug. When someone tries to laud themselves for a basic achievement or something mediocre, “here mate, that’s standard glue
by Big aldo July 13, 2018
Get the standard gluemug. John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"
Jack: British Standard...
Jack: British Standard...
by XXXABboOod6969 January 1, 2022
Get the British Standardmug.