Definitions by ddeessttrrooyy

A Stevenson

A Stevenson is someone who says they are going to show up to a planned event on a long known date and time, and then a few moments before the event begins, they pull a Stevenson and say they can't make it because they made other plans.

Yeah Clarence, I know you and Sheila were going to get married, but, I had to pull A Stevenson as the NFL fantasy draft with the boys was more important.

A Stevenson by ddeessttrrooyy September 5, 2026

Rolling Brian 

When you are in bed with your lover, but then you roll over onto your side and spray shit over them and then lick it off as if it was a Swiss Rollette.

"Kyle, that Rolling Brian I surprised you with last night was amazing wasn't it?"

Rolling Brian by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

Brian Butty

"When you have two men stacked on top of each other like lawn chairs and proceed to fuck the gap between the above mans ball sack and the below mans ass cheeks. The filled gap is referred to as the Brian Butty."

"Hey Steve, Alex, how good was that Brian Butty I gave you two last night?"

Brian Butty by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

Standard Brian 

A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.

"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."

Standard Brian by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

Ukranian Brian 

When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.

Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.

Ukranian Brian by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021