In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.
by Shortsiee November 10, 2021
Get the No Mock Gov Marchmug. Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.
by jornumunroj April 26, 2023
Get the mock speedmug. by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2024
Get the To Kill a Mocking Birdmug. by heheh1234 November 24, 2020
Get the Mockmug. A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.
"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."
by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021
Get the Pre-mocks nobrainmug. Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024
Get the Mock-Cock Dockingmug.