"When that possum jumped out, I gobbed a smoggle!"
"You always gob a smoggle when a bird flies too close to you."
"You always gob a smoggle when a bird flies too close to you."
by what am i doing here. September 27, 2024
Get the Gob a smogglemug. Sofa Gobs are those who comment on and/or criticise reality tv participants - (xfactor, britains got talent, im a celeb) and think they can do better themselves. Sofa gobs are closely related to back seat drivers and couch potatoes.
"Sofa gobs" can be found the length and breadth of the UK on Saturday and Sunday evenings commenting on popular television programmes.
"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"
"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
"I could do better meself sat on this bloody sofa than that crock of shite and i`ve got a bloody sore throat!"
"Look at the state of her - Kitty needs to go"
"Listen to that Devlin - sounds like a cat on heat"
"Omg - shes an ugly cow"
"Is that Fatima a bloke?"
"I could have got all them stars!"
by Sara Rabbit November 27, 2011
Get the sofa gobmug. by gob fan. December 20, 2022
Get the fuck gob daymug. A little thing, a lump.
by applehater5 December 9, 2024
Get the Gobmug. a new craze beginning from planking and batmaning but instead placing a foreign object into your mouth that is unlikely to fit for the LOL's.
by eleanor111111111111111 October 8, 2011
Get the gobbingmug. by rambozotheclown October 11, 2019
Get the Gob-Slapmug. "International Gobs Day" on December 31st is a globally celebrated occasion dedicated to recognizing and appreciating the invaluable contributions of gobs worldwide. Gobs, referring to a colloquial term for the myriad of essential but often overlooked tasks and roles performed by individuals across various professions and walks of life, are honored on this day.
The day serves as a reminder to acknowledge the often unsung heroes who diligently carry out tasks ranging from janitorial work to administrative duties, from caregiving responsibilities to customer service roles, and beyond. International Gobs Day highlights the significance of every role in maintaining the functionality and harmony of society.
On this day, organizations and communities may host events, express gratitude through gestures such as appreciation letters or small tokens of acknowledgment, or simply take a moment to reflect on the importance of the diverse array of roles that gobs fulfill.
In essence, International Gobs Day is a time to celebrate the often unseen but indispensable efforts of individuals who contribute to the smooth operation of various sectors, fostering a sense of recognition, appreciation, and unity on a global scale.
The day serves as a reminder to acknowledge the often unsung heroes who diligently carry out tasks ranging from janitorial work to administrative duties, from caregiving responsibilities to customer service roles, and beyond. International Gobs Day highlights the significance of every role in maintaining the functionality and harmony of society.
On this day, organizations and communities may host events, express gratitude through gestures such as appreciation letters or small tokens of acknowledgment, or simply take a moment to reflect on the importance of the diverse array of roles that gobs fulfill.
In essence, International Gobs Day is a time to celebrate the often unseen but indispensable efforts of individuals who contribute to the smooth operation of various sectors, fostering a sense of recognition, appreciation, and unity on a global scale.
by Bejder April 8, 2024
Get the International Gobs Daymug.