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shit stories

stupid lies, rumors, gossip and made up stories that wusses and bullies tell themselves (and sometimes to others) in order to feel macho, 'informed' and powerful when in fact they are nothing but juvenile ignoramuses who go through life using 'big name' labels for other (different) people who have no idea what those words even mean. Shit stories are so ridiculous that nobody with any sense would believe them but these churlish idiots tell these things to themselves because they know they are losers.
1. Tom always shoots his mouth off in the locker room badmouthing football teams and rock groups that he knows nothing about. He always goes around telling shit stories about himself and he loves to put everyone else down. Everybody else in school is either a 'faggot', a 'nerd' or if it's a girl she's a 'bitch'. He's just a juvenile imbecile that nobody likes.
2. Donnie Douchebag Trump always talks shit stories about how women just love him, America loves him and now he says he's the 'chosen one'. He knows he's a jerk and in reality he cozies up to dictators and he loves to get his ass spanked by a ho.
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piece of shit

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Busy Shit

Anything that requires saying that you are busy.
Person 1: Yo P2 im doing some busy shit rn im learning the craft of skinnynomics
Person 2: Alright son thats some busy shit
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Dick Shit

Dick shit:
An Insult towards a person you hate and a combo with Dick and Shit.
Me: Have you seen that girl?
Friend: Who?
Me: Dick shit.
Friend: ohh.
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Shit

1. a poop
2. an exclamation not appropriate for most childs

3. there is no third definition HA HA
Iron man dents his pretty suit, Iron Man: SHIT!
Captain America: Language!
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Shit’s fish

“Shit’s fish” comes from the phrase“pussy smell like fish” Any shitty/bad situation or thing. Anything negative in general. Synonymous with “Shit’s Ass” or “Fuck”
person 1: my parents said I can’t go to the party this weekend, I need to stay home and do chores!

person 2: shit’s fish, fuck it!
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dumb shit

In other words, a Sebastian.
Stop doing dumb shit, and get to work.
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