National snatch ass month

Don’t bother grabbing or slapping, just take ( boys and girls have fun ;)

Timmy snatched jimmys ass on national snatch ass month

by Mrbigcheekd December 14, 2019

shit-ass fuck stick

slang for wieners in prison

The warden was very displeased that the convicts were not keeping their shit-ass fuck sticks clean and infections were a crisis

by von groovy September 14, 2019

Big Ass Man Pigeon

Its street terms for a sketchy acting ostrich

When going to the zoo, don't go near them big ass man pigeons.

by The Big Thicc September 18, 2019

Arkansas Ark n’ Ass

When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex

Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

The actual slap ass day

August 30th Slap ass day is a celebration of slapping someone’s ass

The actual Slap ass day is upon us so be carful.

by BD Donatello August 29, 2019

fake ass robot bitch

a person whose dick deserves to be bitten

You're such a fake ass robot bitch, keep your dick safe

by iwillbiteyourdikk May 29, 2018

jiminy crickets my ass

when you're being loud as a cricket or grasshopper (you know those sounds you hear in the grass when it starts getting dark), generally to be annoying or get attention, and no one pays you attention.

*throws down books in anger
No one pays you attention
Walks away scoffing "jiminy crickets my ass"

by asocialvirginwhoknowstoomuch December 15, 2017