i’m fine

worlds most common lie, when you hear this there is most likely something incredibly wrong with that person, but they don’t want to tell you because they feel like they will waste your time and they do not want to do that to you as you are special to them, always check up on your friends no matter what, they need it more than you think, especially if they have a history of depression, your life matters and so does theirs, if you ever feel like you’re about to end it, call 988, they will help you, no matter whats the problem, no matter what you’re going through, you still matter, you have a purpose, and you will find it

Friend 1: Hey man, are you okay?

Friend 2: yeah man, i’m fine its nothing to worry about.

by Mioiciin October 23, 2022

I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.

"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.

by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022

I’m a sarcastic cuck

Well, I wouldn’t have said it like that but ok...

Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

I’m drunk again

I’m a Cajun and I am drunk again

I am drinking the Pabst blue ribbon. I’ve kinda grown bored of the taste since I’ve drank it so many times. But it’s still enough to get me drunk.

I’m drunk again

I knew I made a big mistake trying to get drunk

by Death Menace October 27, 2022

I’m a Catholic

That is a thing you said. I actually listen to people.

Hym “I’m a fan. I watch your show all the time. You said “I’m a Catholic” sooo.... Go. Do Catholicism. 👉😾 Do it. Do the book and do it right.”

by Hym Iam November 4, 2022

I’m scared, someone hold me tight

When you're avoiding a question and wana ghost a bitch

When can you hang out? “ I’m scared, someone hold me tight”

by Pamela Mares November 18, 2022

I’m 20 in a half

well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

Say for instance you know how kids be like I’m 8 in half well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

by Smart guy22 November 23, 2022