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Shit soufflé

When a woman has her legs behind her head and she is finger blasting her clam jam, she loses all control of her bladder and bowels so she ends up shitting in her pussy. She will then proceed to have a man eat the shitty bloody piss filled pussy like a shit soufflé
That shit soufflé is by far the smelliest thing I’ve ever ate before.
by Lonely diver June 28, 2023
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Level 1 shit

I have mostly level 1 shits at home.
by Kringle_ May 27, 2022
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Shit out of the window

by Lipblam April 22, 2023
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shit-stained ballz

When your banging a chick, who didn't wipe her ass good after she took a massive dump .. and your saggy balls are smacking her dirty asshole while fucking her pussy ...this is when you get "shit-stained ballz".
Dam bro, becky needs to start wiping her ass after she takes a shit, I pounded her pussy last night ..and got a bad case of "shit-stained ballz"
by Dunkin D April 22, 2016
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Rhinosaurus shit

A poop that is fucking enormous. The size of Mount Everest
Person 1: Dude I just took a Rhinosaurus shit. Person 2: Damn bro that's lit. Hop on siege my guy.
by Mega big pp April 12, 2020
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Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.
I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.
by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021
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Shit

An incredibly flexible light swear word in the English language. It can be used practically anywhere, anytime, and usually unlike hard swears like the F-bomb, the word shit isn't that vulgar, and is often used even in professional situations. It literally means feces, but it's come to be a word used to describe just about anything people don't like.
I'm tired of lugging all this shit back and fourth to school every day
Awww shit! I hit my head!
Oh come on, I stepped in dog shit.
You're a millionaire yet work at McDonalds? You're full of shit!
2020 was quite a shitty year
I forgot my phone, I locked myself out of the car, and I'm gonna be late to work. What a shit show!
I know you're lying to me! Cut the shit!
Holy shit that was a close call!
I know you're plotting to prank me again, you little shit.
I'm tired of all this shit going on at work!
Why would you do that? Shithead!
This guy at work is clueless, he really has shit for brains.
I don't want to work as a plumber. They constantly work in piles of shit.
Bullshit! I'm not doing any of that!
When someone tells me they're smart yet they don't know the 7 continents, I know they're telling a load of horseshit
People who accuse Alabamans of being inbred are basically shitting on the whole state and its people
That shit's cool, I want it.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021
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