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Dict Jokes

Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.
Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
by Jfman August 9, 2018
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bi joke

i've got a bi joke, but i'm in a hurry, bye!
by tory borty April 25, 2013
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Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny
"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)
by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019
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Inside Joke

An inside joke is a joke that is only funny to a select group of people.
This is an inside joke. Urban dictionary should not approve it
by seltontrM June 6, 2022
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poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.
I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
by Kmtod June 17, 2023
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Joke

Someone who thinks everything somebody says is a joke.
He/she was never the funny kind of joke.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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