dead fish

Dolphins will masterbate with eels or dead fish.

You dead fish

by ThatOneKaydo April 12, 2022

Dead flies

Dead flies is a Florida term meaning either a opp jit dead or a bitch / nigga fell off with you.

G-7: u still fuck with dat one hoe?

Jit: nah she green asf

G-7: ahh she dead flies

by Florida jit December 23, 2020

dead hedgehog

the appearance of a womens pubic hair after it has been left to grow over a period of time.

Person 1: "I shagged her last night"

Person 2: "What was her fanny like?"

Person 1: "It was like a dead hedgehog"

by MK DONS February 24, 2011

dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower

guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree

by Anal_Warrior27 June 18, 2018

dead port

Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.

John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.

by tedium July 1, 2005

dead landopotimus

a fat lazy person who died either from marijuana or alcahol or from teh stenchy dirty room he lives in

matt died today, what a dead landopotimus

by hippy man for life February 23, 2005

tie dead

The butt ugly failed attempt at tie dying.

Heather was going for a tie dyed shirt, but ended up with a tie dead rag.

by Bambi Berkowicz October 27, 2010