A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.
The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.
by CrotchGourmet May 02, 2020
A name given on birth, a name that the person using this word most likley dosent go by.
Usually used by Trans, Nonbinary or people questioning gender.
Usually used by Trans, Nonbinary or people questioning gender.
by 1XxAXExX1 September 06, 2021
Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.
Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.
Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.
Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.
by Mussman February 08, 2010
guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree
by Anal_Warrior27 June 19, 2018
Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.
John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.
by tedium June 21, 2005
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by Bambi Berkowicz October 26, 2010