dead fish

Dolphins will masterbate with eels or dead fish.

You dead fish

by ThatOneKaydo April 12, 2022

Dead Flamingo

When Person A makes Person B stand on one leg and puts two arms up in the air in an L shaped form. Then the Person A pretends to drop something while he makes Person B pick it up. Then Person A rips a vigorous shart in Person B's face while dropping to the floor.

For our warmups yesterday I made Jamie do a dead flamingo. He didn't play the rest of the season after that one.

by CheiFChokinAH0 September 21, 2017

dead hedgehog

the appearance of a womens pubic hair after it has been left to grow over a period of time.

Person 1: "I shagged her last night"

Person 2: "What was her fanny like?"

Person 1: "It was like a dead hedgehog"

by MK DONS February 24, 2011

dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower

guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree

by Anal_Warrior27 June 18, 2018

tie dead

The butt ugly failed attempt at tie dying.

Heather was going for a tie dyed shirt, but ended up with a tie dead rag.

by Bambi Berkowicz October 27, 2010

dead port

Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.

John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.

by tedium July 1, 2005

Dead Meal

Eating someone out/giving a blowjob to a dead person.

In Romeo and Juliet, it looked like he was having a dead meal.

by johnson6969696969 April 27, 2011