suck it and see

an exceptionally rude thing to say to another, particularly if the receiving party is of better social rank.

would also be a killer tattoo to get one's cawk.
professor: "i asked for a 25 page research paper, yours is only 14 and half of it is just pie charts. Do you really think this is up to university standard?"

student: "well suck it and see"

prostitute: "what's that supposed say on your dick?"

john: "'suck it and see' bitch!"
by Andy Cameron April 24, 2004
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suck my cows

The act of sucking one's udders whilst the other moans moo in a loud, grotesque manner
"Like, Oh my GoSH, he is so cute. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for him to suck my cows!"
by ITSREALSPOONBILLHOURS November 13, 2018
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suck your nan

the sucking or slurping or ones own grandmother. It is an action frequently performed by larger men. It is used as a curse or offence
'Oi fatty james, go suck your nan'
by liquidass99 January 25, 2016
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FUCKING THING SUCKS

when someone posts an article about (x) doing (x)that is not welcomed by the majority of forum users. The phrase can be spiced by adding: "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
Taken from Bill O'Reilly's Inside Edition meltdown.
Ex. 1:
A digg user has just posted an article about Rush Limbaugh doing (x).

Digg user's reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS"

Ex. 2:
A digg user has just posted an article about Hillary Clinton doing (x).
Reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS!"
Reply to reply: "FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
by Allynd Dudnikov May 19, 2008
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my sister sucks

your sister is not cool, is rude, and makes you want to kill yourself
my sister sucks. i want to leave
by charly6187 November 21, 2016
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cock my suck

An expression used by impaired drunkards everywhere.
Cock my suck,” he slurred as he fell face forward onto the sidewalk.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019
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suck me doogan

suck my dick. usually bellowed by a drunken football player while swinging from a rope swing at the swimming hole.
"suck me doogan", david bellowed.
everyone else laughs, then drinks more beer.
by da trick biatch November 29, 2005
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