Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011

Mind Scare

When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.

This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.

Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating

Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce

Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain

Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.

Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.

Guy 1: is there any treatment?

Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.

by Caseyds620 January 22, 2011

Mind Mess

Your mind is so messed up from all the bullshit at work you become useless.

"Hey WTF is wrong with Bill?"
"Shit man he's mind mess right now, he got his balls into hot water with the dirty emails to Sandra & she reproted him"
"He is totally fucked"
"Yep"

by Bobby da Cones May 19, 2009

Mind Diver

A person that is observant to human actions and thought. He/she tries to examine that person true self by diving into that's persons mind and heart to see that persons true colors. A mind diver can make a better judgement on a person spiritual condition can understand the deepest emotions and intellect that makes that person hate, love, fear, lust, certain things and which makes her prone to behave a certain way. Not only are mind divers good at understanding they also learn the ability to sense and feel person spiritual flame.

That character from Metal Gear Solid name Psycho Mantis was a mind diver he has seen many worlds that are projected by the people he has dove his mind into.

by Cosmicjay76 June 7, 2022

Sorry my mind was in “Australia”

A saying used for conveying your mind was wandering and not present during a conversation. Refers to the imagery location know as “Australia”, created by NASA’s Meta Earth Department (MED).

Person 1: “So when performing the light experiment, make sure both holes are aligned parallel to- hey, are you even listening?”

Person 2: “Oh sorry my mind was in “Australia””

Person 1: “Oh yeah, created for NASA’s round world theorem, to bad there’s no evidence showing it’s really round.”

Person 2: “Or that “Australia” even exists.”

by Gobln February 2, 2023

High Minds Baby

When two high minds create one high idea, normally awful.

My friend and I were both really high and we were both talking and it was just kinda born. A high minds baby.

by BallisticMouse September 17, 2017

Mind F'n

Where one human being is being diffrent to a direct person to give a wrong impression.

Best Friends girlfriend,
Where Dane Cook says this will be the Best Mind F'n ever.

by MarkJackson. January 21, 2009