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mexican navy

I sunk the mexican navy after my Taco Bell lunch.
by velvy May 9, 2007
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mexican headlock

A sexual position whereupon the woman lies on top of the man, on her back. He enters her anus in a reverse cowgirl position, then she lies back and he pulls her legs high up around her head with his forearms, and links his hands behind her head. This forces her head forward and her legs back uncomfortably, in the "mexican headlock."
Dude#1 How did you get on with Candi last night?

Dude#2 Awesome! She was just as adventurous as she is on screen - I even managed to get her in the mexican headlock!
by the purdatron March 3, 2008
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Mexican Forklift

noun- A hand truck, dolly, or any number of manual conveyance methods with similar intent to a forklift, yet lacking internal combustion or electric automation. A cheap and entirely undeserved jab at the industrious nation of Mexico and its inhabitants\expatriots, yet ubiquitous nonetheless.
Bill slipped a disc trucking a xerox machine with the mexican forklift.
by Ian December 23, 2004
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mexican tourister

(alt.-"turista") a black hefty bag stuffed full of one's worldly possessions, typically a few shirts, and odd effects.
When Mikey got evicted he bought a new set of Mexican Tourister and bagged everything and split.
by manks dawbs May 1, 2004
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mexican shower

step 1: put on water
step 2: wet hands (soap not needed)
step 3: splash armpits
step 4: wipe
your all done... go on now, have a good time!!!!
last night i got home late so i tool a mexican shower
by crazydevilsgirl May 4, 2005
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Mexican Blowtorch

To Dab Cotton into lighter fluid and then put it on a man's dick and light it on fire
by Seagulls Of Satan September 27, 2008
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Mexican Roulette

Much like Russian Roulette only instead of one bullet and six chambers, six enchiladas are prepared; one of which has been stink fingered by a third party. Participants take turns eating them until the loser gets sick.
"Ever since I lost that round of Mexican Roulette, all Enchiladas taste like shit."
by darlda May 22, 2008
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