Matt toeppner

Matt toeppner is beasties with rino, gavin, Anthony, jack, Chad and more. He is a stuck up blond boy who does his typical sports like baseball. He thinks every girl has a crush on him and wants him but all the girls talk bad about him behind his back. He's currently in love with abbey poodles stanky ass and we all know that will end soon

Hay do you know Matt toeppner

Yea that ugly blonde kid who will go no where in life

by Jimmy'suncle November 24, 2021

Pulling a matt

Pulling a matt is when your just born a fucking pussy amd always make up excuses to not do things, or just slack off and always be on there phone.

Person 1: wow that guys been on his phone all morning and hasn't done any work!

Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!

by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022

Matt kohrs

When you trade based off buying “rips” or FOMO rather then buying when a stock is trading at its lows while averaging down.

Hey so $APE was trading at $0.60 so I ignored it but when It ripped I Matt Kohrs’d.

by Stonkybat May 10, 2023

Matt-oan

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Matt-oan is 🧢 and I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020

Matt

Matt is the all powerful Mii. He can fight Shaggy at 100% power.

"Matt is eternal. Matt is undefeatable. All hail Matt."-Mahadma Ghandi 2019

by Robbie_Rotten_is_God February 5, 2019

Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Matt Kuhl

Biggest Shlong 13+incher, anaconda downstairs, layed back chill mf, possible missing k9s, borderline anorexic, shy freak, lil maniac in bed. 1.3 mil tik tok wife. Mk hella chill bro count on dis mf make u laugh. mk bro best bro in da universe, D1 Demon

OMG MATT KUHL MAKES MY INSIDES HURT

by NJbroNaNaNa March 22, 2024