matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes

Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.

by josh eggil April 25, 2011

Matt

A god at sports

Matt: exist
Vegeta: HIS LEVEL IS OVER 9 THOUSANDDDDDDDD

by RIBBITE April 7, 2021

Matt

Matt is such a lovely person and is definitely a keeper, for sure. Matt is a hilarious friend and has an awesome sense of humour, and he'll never fail to make you laugh. Sometimes Matt could get a little upset or self-conscious about something, but I hope that he knows his friends will always be there for him when he feels down. Matt is really one of the kindest mfs you will ever meet. Even if he acts like a crackhead when it comes to hangouts, he is still perfect in every way. If you ever have a friend like Matt you are extremely lucky and should be really grateful to have someone like him in your life and it's worth it.

If you drop Matt, you’re making a big mistake.

by Issy lol July 21, 2021

matt gilliatt

Matt Gilliat, also affectionately referred to as Gilly, is undoubtedly at least 65% beer. Return on investment for this DILFage is through the roof, will most certainly effortlessly bang all his daughter’s friends. He puts Bud Light in his cheerios and pisses Mich Ultra. He feels complete with his brothers, has a tendency of getting lost in porta potties.

"Where is everyone?"

-Matt Gilliatt

by duck_overlord February 7, 2022

Matt C

Being as Indian as humanly possible; species also found living under a rock

Dude when did Pauly become ginger, SHUT UP Matt C

by Nb44$ June 12, 2025

Matt Beck

Some dude who will clap the cheeks in the hot tub, and make sure he snags your girl chugs some RC Cola and get that dub on the Fortnite Xbox One XP edition.

Matt Beck is a chill dude who gets the guys.

by reeeeeeee. April 5, 2019

Matt

it's an abbreviation of name caled Matthew.
Matty Matty, it's hard to tell who you are he's nice but can be jerk at the same time. He's a rake and clueles about what's going on around him. He's Smart but can be really silly sometimes. Like who are you dude?

Me:.....
Literally me:....
Matt:. Show me

by YouneverkmowwhereIhityou November 23, 2021