Not Like Other Girls 

This is probably the most basic girl ever.

Basically, she thinks she's different because, "eats pizza and gamess1!!!1!! instead of partying LOL"
She does things almost 50% percent of girls do, and acts like she's so weird.
She also thinks if you have big tits and a big booty, you're automatically dumb.
So basically, she's basic (FUNNY PUN LAURA HAHAHAHAH) and she's stereotypical.
Another point is with their love, where do we begin.
They're kinda like the r/NiceGirls because they always go, "OMGGG WHY DO GUYS ALWAYS PICK SL*TS OVER SMART GIRLS THAT ARE ACTUALLY GOOOD??"
But at the end of the day they're somehow the "good guys" because they don't send nudes? Because apparently if you don't play video games, isolate yourself, judge others for their interest, and you won't believe this..EAT, you're sooooo baddd!1!!1!1

Guy : Hi, I'm ______ I think you're really cute, wanna hang out?
Girl : Wha- You- You can't just say that I need you to like UGH! I don't wanna send you nudes! I'm not like other girls!!
Guy, who has heard this 100 times : Yeah, I just nevermind...
Girl : *posts on Instagram 3 hours later* WHY WON'T A GUY GO OUT WITH ME?

Not Like Other Girls by I_AmBasic September 11, 2019

he's like a brother 

A term girls use when describing another male to their boyfriend that they don't want them to worry about but she is banging his brains out. "Oh don't worry babe he's like my brother." You should definitely worry, he is probably balls deep in her as you read this.

Hanna: Don't worry about Joe, he's like a brother.

By this she means they're getting it on every chance they get.

he's like a brother by Dbauination October 1, 2013

everywhere like such as 

f) this all went over my head; everything you just said is a brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency.
g) a completely charming and diplomatic way to say wtf.

The phrase was coined by Lauren Caitlin Upton who gained international recognition for her brilliant masterpiece of garbled incoherency to a question posed to her during the 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.

Q: What is the square of the charge of the electron divided by the speed of light times Planck’s constant.
A: ...everywhere like such as

For texting on a phone, IM, etc. this phrase been abbreviated to ELSA

Q: AMRMTYFTS (all my room mates thank you for the show)
A: ELSA?

everywhere like such as by Konrad Roeder November 11, 2007

crazy like a fox

Implys the opposite. The individual refered to is not crazy at all, rather cunning (like a fox). Used when one appears to be 'crazy', but is acting with a hidden motive, in a cunning way

Person 1 : "What's that guy doing? He's crazy"
Person 2 : "Yeah...Crazy like a FOX!"

crazy like a fox by Umpa Lumpa October 15, 2003

wear you like a necklace

taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about

person a: um i was listening to this t swift song and she goes wear you like a necklace is she talking about pussy

person b: taylor swift can wear me like a necklace

person a: you bitches fruity

wear you like a necklace by the party don’t start November 5, 2020

puberty hit me like a truck 

When someone is born ugly AF then puberty hits and they become hot

Remember what I looked like at 13? Damn, puberty hit me like a truck

puberty hit me like a truck by persuasionbypoop July 7, 2017

walking like an angler 

When you're so high that you start walking about like a retard, as if you're limping or can't walk properly. Many people experience this after several bowls of real good weed. Before walking like an angler, your legs feel tingly and twitch as well. Once the high settles in, and you're fucked out of your mind... you're walking like an angler

Boy 1: OMG. I am so high, I'm starting to walk like an angler! This is so fucked I cant even walk correctly.

Boy 2: Dude It's like I've been shot in the legs. I feel and probably look like a complete retard right now

Boy 1: Wanna smoke more?

Boy 2: Definitely.

Boy 3: I'm walking like an angler too! Does anyone feel as if you're really fat and need a walker to help you walk?

Boy 2: Dude, you're messed up.

walking like an angler by alexandah May 5, 2010