Johnsoned

The genderneutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, named after the Film Director Rian Johnson. An idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an authors insert or wish fulfillment.

They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.
This Character is completely Johnsoned
Rey is a Johnson
by Noway_Neophobic May 07, 2019
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Johnsoned

Johnsoned: As in a Johnson (cock, penis or dick). When you have a conversation with someone who's a massive cock.
Rod: Alright Dave. How are you? My heads wrecked, I've just spoke to Antony. He doesn't half chat shit.

Dave: I'm not bad Rod. It sounds like you've been Johnsoned though. Let's go for a beer, it's know to cure people who've been Johnsoned.
by Easy Ezz January 11, 2016
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Johnsoned

To get 'Johnsoned': Where a politician manipulates the prejudice, frustration and credulousness of a population to further his or her career regardless of the damage done.
Kansas got Johnsoned again
Britain got Johnsoned by BoJo over Brexit
by FedUpWithCrowers July 31, 2016
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Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.
"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"
by beefsbigbelly May 09, 2024
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the Johnson Paradox

The Johnson Paradox is a phenomenon where a group of people love and support an individual, despite that individual lying repeatedly and showing the utmost corruption and hypocrisy in their daily life.

The individual might also be completely in contempt of their supporters and morally destitute, but the supporters cannot see the individual for what they are and support them regardless.
Reasonable Person 1: "So he lied to everyone and was forced out of office by his own party, yet when he returned yesterday, he was met with thunderous applause?"
Reasonable Person 2: "It's the Johnson Paradox in effect."
by HypocrisySanctimony July 03, 2024
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mikiah johnson

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amos: mikiah_jean
omg mikiah johnson is so cool i’m gonna follow her
by that’s what’s up April 25, 2021
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Johnson Pollock

When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.
I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.
by SouthernYetti December 12, 2024
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