Pell Grant Behavior

-Improvised activities that only someone who got their higher education “out the mud” would partake in or understand how to do.

-Behavior that is eloquently wretched or taboo in service of self or others that non Pell Grant recipients would not fathom.

-Behavior commonly held amongst Pell Grant recipients having lived a lower income lifestyle—that they can’t or won’t give up—following completion of their degree.

“Girl! I just found a coupon code for these tickets on Reddit. Pell Grant behavior for the win!”

“Look, I know it’s not ideal, but we gotta use toilet paper as napkins for a minute. These tariffs are no joke.”

“You taking all the onions off those bruschetta crostinis at this nice restaurant is some serious Pell grant behavior.”

“I’m pretty sure the pastor saw my zyn in when I smiled at him during the sermon. Lord forgive me and my Pell Grant Behavior.”

by Cerealincup November 8, 2025

Pull a Grant

When a "not so popular" guy uncontrollably ejaculates in their pants. Normally when a nice looking girl is talking to them, or even near them.

-Oh man, did you see that freshman totally Pull a Grant when Chrystal walked past?
-Haha, what a loser!

by It'sAsatchel February 5, 2010

Travis R Grant

Travis is the most amazing, perfect person who has the cutest laugh, wonderful eyes, an amazing smile, is super funny, extremely smart, and attractive ;)

Travis R Grant is perfect

by It's just me 7733 January 22, 2012

The Sneaky Gauntlet

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.

"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."

by Stranger of Danger August 20, 2013

drop the gauntlets

To drop the gauntlets means to throw off ones theoretical gloves before a fight.

"hey man don't make me drop the gauntlets on you! ya herd me?!"

by CBodden December 13, 2013

laundry room gauntlet run

A man the age of 20-25 running through a hotel laundry room naked trying to see how long he can go without getting caught.

Jimmy was as slippery at yesterday's laundry room gauntlet run as a buttery dildo up someone's arse.

by LongDotDong July 10, 2016

The Costco Gauntlet

Eating 1 chicken bake, 1 slice of pizza, 1 churro, 1 sundae, and a bowl of chili from Costco in one sitting.

Yo bro, you wanna do the Costco Gauntlet this weekend?
Yea man, my stomachs gonna hurt though

by IfGodWasAFruit June 13, 2019