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The newly acquired and assembled congregation were profoundly mesmerized and surprisingly intrigued during the initial introduction to the newfangled concept FESTIVUS.
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Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
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adj. (fes-tray-ted)
1. Decoration Melt-down: The emotional breakdown caused by discovering that the Christmas lights you lovingly packed away the year before have all mysteriously died, tangled themselves, or selectively stopped working just to spite you.
2. General Holiday Frustration: The special blend of anger, disappointment, and confused disbelief that strikes during the holidays — like realizing you bought someone the exact same gift two years in a row, forgetting to turn on the oven for the turkey, or discovering that you’ve wrapped everything except the one present you actually needed today.
3. Holiday Life-Crisis Vibes: A quiet but powerful sense of disappointment that your life isn’t quite where you thought it would be — a feeling that hits extra hard during the holidays when everyone else seems photogenically happy, organized, and financially stable.
adj. (fes-tray-ted)
1. Decoration Melt-down: The emotional breakdown caused by discovering that the Christmas lights you lovingly packed away the year before have all mysteriously died, tangled themselves, or selectively stopped working just to spite you.
2. General Holiday Frustration: The special blend of anger, disappointment, and confused disbelief that strikes during the holidays — like realizing you bought someone the exact same gift two years in a row, forgetting to turn on the oven for the turkey, or discovering that you’ve wrapped everything except the one present you actually needed today.
3. Holiday Life-Crisis Vibes: A quiet but powerful sense of disappointment that your life isn’t quite where you thought it would be — a feeling that hits extra hard during the holidays when everyone else seems photogenically happy, organized, and financially stable.
1. “If Santa saw the way I screamed at those lights, I’d be on the naughty list for life. That’s how festrated I was.”
2. “I ruined the turkey and double-gifted my sister. I’m officially festrated.”
3. “It’s December, I’m broke, my house is chaos, and everyone on Instagram is thriving. I’m deeply festrated.”
2. “I ruined the turkey and double-gifted my sister. I’m officially festrated.”
3. “It’s December, I’m broke, my house is chaos, and everyone on Instagram is thriving. I’m deeply festrated.”
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