Facebitching

complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.

Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@

Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.

Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.

by copier19 October 28, 2010

Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet

yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!

by Scriney93 November 8, 2010

face cankle

The condition in which neck fat completely absorbs one chin, connecting one's face to one's shoulders in a single, nontapering, gelatinous mass. Related to cankles, a similar condition at the lower leg.

What's the deal with her neck. It's like a face cankle.

by mayhemite! January 21, 2011

Face throttle

Throttling someone's fucking dumb ass face.

I'm going to face throttle your fuck off.

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018

boob-face

Pink, rash-like condition on an infant's face, occurs after breast feeding. Most likely used in a funny way.

"Whoa, that baby has a severe case of boob-face, how long was he on?"

by papa eos March 3, 2008

merm face

a confused, what the fuck facial expression

in the famous "sneezing panda" youtube video, the mother panda has her merm face on when her baby panda sneezes

by wtfmerm June 14, 2009

Butter Face

Butter Face: A woman that has a way sexy body that at times, can compensate for a less attractive face.

Although being a butter face anne had a way bangin' sexy ass body and crrrrraved intimacy!

so, i pounded her relentlessly...

:-)

by dubbya c July 13, 2009