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dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow
last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum
by uidgame January 3, 2023
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dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!
by uidgame January 3, 2023
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i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.
“I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.
by The real jesus christ (real) January 2, 2024
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Social Clumping

A social clumping refers to people's tendency to clump in groups. This may be tied back to our evolution, in which staying in groups or tribes was necessary for survival.
"It's so weird Gavin, every morning you and your friends make a clump! I've decided to call it social clumping"

"Oh my goodness Vivian you're so right as always!"
by vcgardenia November 21, 2024
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Curt Coblumpkin

When you masturbate while taking a dump and your semen hits your forehead.
"Dude I was in the bathroom last night and did a Curt Coblumpkin!"
by JarBill March 30, 2026
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gloria clumps

noun: glorpy
a girl who we forgot the name of so we all called her gloria
bye uhhhh.. gloria clumps?
okay glorpy
by leapordseal March 3, 2025
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chinga te clumba

Chinga te Clumba means Chinga te Clumba

-Boy (2 years old)
Boy-Chinga te Clumba

Person- What does that mean?

Chinga te Clumba means Chinga te Clumba
by The random People November 28, 2020
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