Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.

That creepy douche was an absolute unit.

by chuckeltard September 9, 2020

absu

a better way to say fuck you to someone

person1, you are such an absu
person2, no u
person1, NANI!

by loopsipåp September 10, 2020

Absolutely not

Means she 100% likes the man bun

Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”

by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020

Absolutely Not

She 100% likes the man bun

Me: “ do you like the man bun”
Her: “absolutely not”

by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020

Absorbinglicketly

An adverb that means both "drunkenly" and "enthusiastically."

Person 1: How did he cook the pizza bites?
Person 2: Absorbinglicketly.
Person 1: Why does he never get that drunk when he drinks with us?

by DJradiotic September 12, 2020

Absquatulate

To go the gas station for smokes and never come back. Or in a more Simplified version for a father figure to leave with out a farewell.

“Dad hasn’t come back in awhile I wonder did he Absquatulate?”
“Oh jimmy”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.

"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"

by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020