red wings

What you get when you eat a woman's coochie during her "monthly visit from Aunt Flo." See tuna sandwich.

After I earned my red wings I had to gargle Wild Turkey to kill the taste of blood!

red wings by Bozz Hawg April 19, 2004

Red Wings

In the wings system these wings are awarded for having sex with someone while menstruating (although all the guys who said it was eating her out probably deserve them too!)

"Woh, got my red wings last night, it was wetter than I'd thought!"

Red Wings by denzille May 19, 2005

wingman 

Someone who goes along with their friend on a date so that when their friend picks up the hot girl the wingman gets stuck with her ugly friend. A very noble job and guys usually switch off wingmen at different clubs. See fall on the grenade.

So buy her a beer, its the reason your here, mighty wingman.
Youre taking one for the team, so your buddy can live the dream.
WIIIIINNGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAN....

wingman by [ - stacys mom - ] October 22, 2003

Red Wings

When you go down on a girl while she's on her period.

When you go down on a girl and come up looking like Ronald McDonald. Earning your Red wings.

When you go down on a girl and walk away looking like a velociraptor that just had dinner. Earning your Red wings.

Red Wings by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009

wingwench 

An accommodating lady-friend who does her utmost to get you laid.

Steph's a great wingwench; no way I'd have gotten anywhere with that girl last night without her.

wingwench by Devilslittlechicken October 14, 2014

el wingador 

a method of descreetly feeling a woman's breast at a bar by placing your hand on your hip and turning so that your elbow brushes her chest.

Chad: "Watch this, I am gonna see if this chicks tits are real."
Pedro: "What?"
Chad (doing the motion and feeling up girl): "That's why they call me el wingador!"
Pedro: "Well are they real then?"
Chad (with shit eating grin): "Affirmative!"

el wingador by Pete Dick February 28, 2008

bingo wings 

the flabby fatty skin which hangs down between ones elbow and shoulder. most obvious examples are older women who have not learnt that holding a feltip pen at a bingo hall does not constitute exercise.

-i fucking love your bingo wings you sexy little minx.
-but i am 58 and you are only 19.
-i know but i have a fetish for biting unnecessary skin.
-well perhaps we should go somewhere more private.
-or not i was fucking with you, you dirty old bitch go and get some fucking exercise try picking up your teenage daughters 5 children by the hair repeatedly, or try slapping your teenage daughter repeatedly whilst continuingly shouting "you are a worthless drain on society".

bingo wings by gallipoli December 12, 2004