Wet Malfoy

When you grease your partner’s pubes with hair oil so that they look like Malfoy from Harry Potter’s hair; then you fuck.

Boyfriend: you down for a wet Malfoy?
Girlfriend: what’s that?
Boyfriend: you’ll see

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

Wet nep

Typical British phrase meaning: A women who’s got jizz all over her Titties. The “Wet” means after the guy’s ejaculated and smothered the nip with his now floppy disk. And “Nep” signifies the nipple being erect.

Tom: Ay bruvh keep ya titties still I’m bout dash ma kids all over them, init fam

Katie: Ok bad man ting but you got hurry. I need get school before my mam finds out I’m shaggin 27 year olds again hehe

Tom: Oh, ah, ye.*Ejaculates* I’m liking that Wet nep on you piffting.

Also Tom: *Rolls a fat joint* fuck off school ya horny slut

by @NiggaGotBigCocks May 18, 2019

Lit Wet

Anything that is recognized as being worthy of high praise.

Lit Wet Hype Rad Fire

Did you see Samuel's sequin studded red bottoms at the club last night? Them was LIT WET; it really rounded out the outfit.

by OGMurph December 12, 2019

wet coke

Cocaine mixed with jet fuel gets you super fucked up but if you try to put it in a blunt it will explode

Yo that coke we snorted last night got us so fucked up because it was wet coke or coke mixed with jet fuel

by Fecalmatter55 August 6, 2019

Tommi Wet

Tommi Wet is the juice from tinned tomatoes

When in a breakfast cafe ordering a sandwich and you want for example bacon, egg and tomato but you don't want the lumps of tomato you can ask for "Bacon egg and Tommi wet"

by Norton Canes August 9, 2019

wet wipe

someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry

steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.

by seakins22 September 2, 2019

go wet

The act of the female anatomy getting wet. The moment in which a women can feel herself get wet just at the thought of engaging in sexual activity with a certain person.

I instantly go wet for Kendrick Lamar. He is so fucking sexy.

by QueenAria April 14, 2018