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Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.
1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!
by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012
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Dice Dog

The guy at the gaming table who gathers any dice on the floor after a gaming session.
"Hey Ollie, your the dice dog, go and get my d20 bitch."
by CloudX9 December 18, 2011
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Booger Dog

You know those dogs that grandmas got? like it’s small, under groomed, and are dying of intestinal cancer cause it ate a penny? That’s a booger dog. They may also be as old as the mattress in your grandmas attic and absolutely feral. The more feral the more boogery
“That poor booger dog smells like grandma ong”
by Amasfishtank April 14, 2023
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Flafo dog

Flafo dogs are the greatest
by IdontLikeFlafoing January 11, 2023
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Dog Pies

Dog Pies are dog feces piles of poop, usually in the lawn of someone who owns a dog.
"Ew dude, did your dog have Dog Pies on the ground?"
"Yes!"
by CarterSmith September 12, 2023
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It is forbidden to dog

Person #1: Hey, can I take my dog the store?
Person #2: It is forbidden to dog
by Dog Forbidder December 1, 2021
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dog surgery

a term used to describe the most rancid and unpleasant things to exist. typically refers to smells but is aplicable to other things too.
i just know that nasty ass sandwich smelled like dog surgery 💀💀💀
by dermapetra July 18, 2022
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