Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018

Tit donkey

A woman of remarkable size who's main redeeming quality is a fine set of large breasts.

Dude, check out that ugly ass tit donkey over there.

by Sunat February 1, 2017

donkey-waffle

Noun: misgendered crotch cleavage, especially on a transgender individual. Lips of female genitalia on a pre-op female to male tranny, or male genetalia bulge on a pre-op male to female tranny. Men get moose-knuckles. Women get camel-toes. Trannies get donkey-waffles.

Whoa dude! Check out the gnarly donkey-waffle on Pat. I think I’m gonna vomit!

by B'Jeff February 3, 2018

Swamp donkey

A homewrecking hoe, sleezy trash woman with no morals....

That trash isn't nothing but a swamp donkey whore....

by #1 real bitch May 20, 2016

Luv donkey

A person who is caring ,loving ,patient understanding, tentative, sweet, puts their loved one first.

Billy is Lexi's luv donkey.

by Bill . H August 19, 2017

donkey donut

The butthole of a Donkey

"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."

by TorchTaylor21 March 9, 2014

soap donkey

The act of masturbating in the shower with soap. Also known as 'making' soap donkeys.

David has been in the shower for quite a while, he must be making soap donkeys.

by soapdonkey July 7, 2014