Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022

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egg bag machine

An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!

Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.

by Eggolus July 19, 2022

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Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

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Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

by LordJenal June 20, 2022

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machine gunning

Shooting objects out of your Anus rapidly.....

That stripper machine gunning half the crowd...

by NutrientubusMeaGallus August 21, 2022

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Machine

A mechanical device.

Curly- You talking to my girl? I should mess you up right now.

Lennie- I wasn't talking to your girl Curly, it's going to get caught in the machine if you keep doing that. Then will you calm down?

Curly- Okay, I'm calm for now. But don't let the calm fool you, I'll fuck you up if you try to clown me.

Lennie- Okay, I won't try.

by The Original Agahnim January 3, 2022

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