To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021
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(n) A type of dunk tank used for showering or dumping slime on a person.
I'm heading to the slime machine.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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some one that always wins, thereby “catching a dub
SAM: Yo Neel how do you stay grinding and winning all the time ?
NEEL: dude, I’m a dub machine!
by pithyul May 25, 2020
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That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”
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A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.
She a Gooch Machine
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"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
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