Penitentiary term. When returning from commissary on a hot Summer’s day, you get tired of waiting on the Officer to let you back in the unit, so you pull down your bromo’s pants, grab that sweet meat, and give it the ole’ Tucson Hand-Shake until the Control Room Officer sees you on camera and calls a code.
Inmate 1: Man how long you been waiting?
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!
Inmate 2: Damn near 30 minutes!
Inmate 1: Fuck that, it’s time for a Tucson Double-Tap!
by Gaysofthunder69 March 6, 2020

by Lil spooter man January 2, 2018

by littlemisshalleyacademy August 23, 2022

A reference to the military bugle call used to express empathy or respect for something catastrophic. (Similar in form to “R.I.P” and “f”)
“Hey, I crashed my car earlier today so it’s gonna be in the shop for awhile”
“TAPs to that, sorry mate”
“TAPs to that, sorry mate”
by meta-return-meta September 30, 2018

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Mad, or stupid.
Welsh slang. The phrase originally comes from the action of having tapped a barrel of beer, draining its contents. The comparison made, then, is between a half-empty barrel of beer and a half-empty brain.
Welsh slang. The phrase originally comes from the action of having tapped a barrel of beer, draining its contents. The comparison made, then, is between a half-empty barrel of beer and a half-empty brain.
by Gareth Griffiths May 24, 2023
