Caveman Theory

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.

What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.

Carol-Sup boy!

Phil-I didn't do shit!

Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?

Phil-Yeah.

by Shit brain May 15, 2010

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Big Boob theory

How our universe sprang into existence. Proof that only natural phenomena exists and there are no supernatural forces or materialism.

A cosmological contribution that exist at the core of "black holes". A mathematical concept that truly boggles the mind.

Big Boob theory is the big bang.

by Crimes Act (1958) May 29, 2018

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schrödinger's theory

someting is both not somthing and is something at the same time

bro schrödinger's theory gose like this dude, that fire is both hot and not hot until you touch it.

by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020

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The window theory

When he cums out of the window after the intercourse to dodge gettin her knoucked up

A pal: why don't u get a son man?
Him: im doin the window theory dwag.

by The window theory April 15, 2020

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Conspiracy Theory

A belief that the government and the media should never be trusted.

You think it’s silly to be a conspiracy theorist? Well I think it’s silly that you trust the media and the government. That’s why I believe a conspiracy theory can be true.

by GMG1981 February 4, 2024

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