Coůch-stëak

To eat giant steak with your hands on the couch. The steak must be prepared by Big Papa Curly in Benton’s luxury kitchen. If you put sauce on steak you are an embarrassment to your family and please do not try to coüch-stëak as it is against everything the coüch-stëak stands for.

My plan for today is to dominate school and fuck up some books. Then I will come home and coůch-stëak before pregaming the absolute ripper at Benton.

by Dinoturtle69 December 7, 2023

coůch-stëak

(Verb). To eat a bloody steak on the couch with your hands

After going to school and dominating books, I went home and coůch-stëaked before pregaming the absolute ripper of party at my house.

by Dinoturtle69 December 7, 2023

drama seeker

A person who purposefully searches for touchy subjects and controversial topics that have already been for the most part resolved for the sole purpose of starting arguments

“Hey remember how Carl got caught cheating a few months ago? Man, can’t believe he’d stoop so low.”

“Oh come on, James, that happened three months ago, and he already paid the censequences. Quit beeing a drama seeker.”

by ColdFridgeSpaghetti97 December 20, 2023

Poke steak

Over sized pork chop with the thick gristle on it

I went over granny house and she made me a poke steak with mash potatoes

by YAHZEKE ZANE December 22, 2023

Gen Steak

A german cuisine where the chef dips their penis/balls in the hot broth of the steak.

Jake: Yo Ryan, what’s for dinner?
Ryan: Grandpa is making Gen steak again

by tbodygermm January 2, 2024

Sales Seeker

An individual that will never pay full price for absolutely anything. A person that is always looking for sales and discounts. A branch of the coupon girly.

I am a sales seeker, you will NEVER catch me paying full price for anything!

by Lu0 September 16, 2024

Rump steak

Something the president of Brazil promised us.

person 1: the president promised us Rump steak
person 2: it never came

by Hei, the silly May 8, 2024