Not So Happy Ending

When a female masseuse gives a post-massage blowjob, then proceeds to bite the man's penis off.

Cop: "Whats the situation?"
Deputy: "Well the victim died after his penis was removed and he bled out."
Cop: "In a massage parlor? How was his penis removed?"
Deputy: "Not So Happy Ending."
Cop: "Mother of god."

by TeamGhost February 08, 2015

o so crispy

O so crispy is used in chicago when a female is jumping out her body. She think she o so crispy.

Bitches these days think they o so crispy!!

by B.Lockhart August 16, 2006

i guess so

I don't give a fuck,if you want to , i don't care , do what you want to do

your on the phone and your man ask you do you want me to buy you something from the store and you i guess so.

by OSHI March 24, 2005

SO-BAR

Acronym for

Stretched out beyond all recognition

A womans vagina can become a SO-BAR after childbirth

by Stellar49 December 15, 2010

not so bright a bulb

Someone who is very stupid or just ignorant, and can't comprehend the most basic things..

- 90% of the time this is all an act to piss off other people.

- Watch out for these people, they can be hard to spot sometimes, and at others, it's very easy.

Ex:

Joe: Oh yeah Avatar was a great movie!

*friend goes to see movie*

Billy: You son of a bitch! That was a chick flick designed to make women swoon. You're not so bright a bulb!

by KD42 February 28, 2011

I’m Mandy Patankin and I’m so so tired.

It’s what Inigo Montoya says right before his head falls in the soup.

Damn, I’ve had too much to drink, I’m Mandy Patankin and I’m so so tired. Is anyone else as tired as me Mandy Patankin.

by John Gelato August 12, 2023

so grown up

into the better things in life, being clutch, being amazing is being so grown up

He got into a fight with someone who called him a loser and was so grown up about it and just ignored it

by tbaum May 19, 2006