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Sloppy johnson 

When a female suck ur dick and u smack her in the face with it
John hit Ciara in the face with his sloppy johnson

Sloppy joe

When the male pulls his penis out of s/o ass and the s/o starts sucking it
Damn babby that’s a nice sloppy joe
Sloppy joe by Dmdjdjrjfj July 15, 2019

Sloppy Yonk 

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.
Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”
Sloppy Yonk by Mbnmhc July 22, 2019

sloppy stoddard 

A sloppy stoddard is a sandwich of corn, mixed with a 50/50 blend of mayonnaise and barbecue sauce, on a hoagie roll.
Dude I had a sloppy stoddard before the party the other night and spewed all over the server closet

Sloppy Waffle 

When a man puts a tennis racket on a partner's face and comes all over it.
I gave her a huge load for our sloppy waffle last night!
Sloppy Waffle by Sarcia26 August 12, 2019