Thumbing the Sausage

Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.

"Wow, that meeting dragged on."
"Yeah, I know... I was thumbing the sausage for the last hour!"

by He who had the most fun June 25, 2008

juicy sausage

when you jizz on a kielbasa or bratwurst, and repeatedly insert it in a girls vagina, or asshole

guy 1: duuudddeee i gave caitlyn the biggest juicy sausage last night!

guy 2: nice

by caterpillarcock April 24, 2010

purple sausage

a male version of a bluewaffle it is caused by the raming of the male burrito into the female infected wet watermelon hole

trey browder shoved his purple sausage into chastiti's wet watermelon hole while in the middle of intercorse the purple sausage will end up streching the female watermelon hole...

by lkvlqeighpe;bhou August 13, 2010

cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.

Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!

by merryment May 8, 2005

Blood sausage

The state of a penis right after intercourse with a vagina in her period.

I didn't notice she was in her period so I went ahead and banged her without a condom, she gave me the worst case of blood sausage ever!

by Vizantieca November 2, 2010

Velvet Covered Sausage Wallet

A ladies private area (her clout)

can I put my willy in your velvet covered sausage wallet please.

by Burger March 28, 2005

blue sausage

A yeast infection of the penis acquired through sexual intercourse with a blue waffle.

"Did you hear what happened to Rick last night?"
"what?"
"He got a blue sausage from Sarah."

by krispiekream December 15, 2011