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Honda Ridgeline

A half-ass wannabe pickup truck made for gay men with penises the size of an infant's. The Honda Ridgeline is not made for off-roading or pulling heavy loads, like normal trucks. It looks like a crossover with a birth defect, and drives like shit. It's the truck for wimpy people without balls. One of the biggest wastes of $50,000 known to man.
Joe took his Honda Ridgeline off-road and boy that piece of shit fell apart. When he tried to take it through the mud, it got stuck and had to be pulled out by my badass lifted Ram 2500.
by Thicc_doggo July 22, 2018
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ridiculousity

That is an incredible amount of ridiculousity!
by WhyTheSox June 28, 2006
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ridin' ass to dick

A derogatory term for when two men ride on a motorcycle together referring to where the motorcyclist's posterior is relative to the passenger's penis.
Yo! Look at Chuck and Gary ridin' ass to dick on Gary's Vespa!

My Buell broke down again, so I had to ride ass to dick on Mark's Ducati.
by Prilldonious May 30, 2007
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dope ride

A car that's been pimped to the max. Customised, modified, slammed on the floor, big alloys, bling, big ICE!
That's such a DOPE RIDE!
That's a DOPE looking RIDE!
by Dan75 July 7, 2006
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demon hell ride

It was a real demon hell ride when the voice in my head caused me to cuss at my friends.
by willisisgod April 25, 2003
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Ride the lightning

A harsher alternative meaning for "go with the flow."

Going with the flow implies just going with whatever happens.

Since lightning is so fast, deadly, etc., "riding the lightning" denotes a "fuck it all" mentality in which the person is so fed up, that they ultimately concede and just adapt or let themselves go to arbitrary circumstance, no matter how austere or violent it may be.
"I can't take this shit no more..."
"Aww, fuck it all. Just go with flow, ride the lightning..."
by cleon24769 April 23, 2008
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pony ride

(noun) a situation in which payment (time and/or money) is required for substandard goods or services.
I can't believe I waited in line for 20 minutes and paid $5 to ride that boring roller coaster. What a pony ride!
by JT Applefest September 29, 2010
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