Triangle player

1.) Someone who does something easy really well 2.) Someone who does something easy coz there lazy 3.) Someone who does something supposedly gay and lame but is cool coz of it.

Dude 1 "Hey your a REALLY REALLY GOOD triangle player"

Triangle player "Well why would i learn the piano, to many keys"

Dude 2 "Man thats actually cool, i should learn the triangle"

or

Dude 1 "Man why are you wearing a dress"

triangle player wanna be " Yeah i'm setting a trend"

Dude 2 "He so wants to be a triangle player but you know what hes not" (giggles like a girl and runs off)

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

Ping player

Someone with 12ms ping who thinks they’re good because they’re playing against people with 200ms ping. Usually when they’re called out for it they get defensive and start coping.

Normal player: “ugh this guy has 5 ping he’s beating us”
XxEpicGamerxX: “HAHA GET GOOD!”
Normal player: “you’re such a ping player.”

by traps n gaps October 9, 2020

Doom Player Addict

Players who enjoy or may be addicted to Doom games too much and can vary in size and matter while having weird traits. One is the Fat Doom Player who sits their ass all day staring at a computer or television playing DOOM games and become a fat shit. Another Doom Player Addict is the people who think Doom Slayer is a waifu material character and will jerk off to him in various forms such as rule 34 or hentai

Me: Hey dude watcha ya doing?

Friend: Oh nothin just been playing DOOM all day

Me: My god you've become a Doom Player Addict!!!

Friend: Excuse me?

Me: Stay away from you fat, gay waifu male lover

by JohnnySinsRedemption May 26, 2020

Player's

A party for players, onl the true players are welcome

"When the player's ball is happenin, all day every day" -- OutKast

by Steph January 2, 2005

player own

v. An ability found in MMORPGs that allows one player to take complete control of another player's character.

Stupid orc's gonna rue the day he hatched when I player own his ass.

by acgt December 15, 2008

Prayer brake

The sudden merge to the far right lane and slowing from 90 down to 50mph after realizing you've just flown by a policeman. Normally done in the hope that the policeman didn't clock you as you went by and that you won't get a ticket.

Hey - take a prayer brake - you just flew by a cop with his radar out.

by Jbt003 July 4, 2009

player's shower

Is when you use deodorant instead of an actual shower to cover your smell.

Fritz was on his way to a booty call when realizing that he stank he took a quick player's shower before seeing her.

by Daene July 7, 2009