pipe shit

The nasty shit that comes out of your hash/weed/oil pipe as your blowing to clean out and sprays all over your girlfriend while she's masturbating.

There I was getting off beside him and what do you know, he ended up blowing his load of pipe shit all over me.

by Jas Uhrig February 10, 2008

Pipeline

A term that "lads" use to string along an innocent girls. To keep them dangling on like a carrot while they speak to more than one girl and if else fails they can return to the other girls in the "pipeline" and talk to them.

I'll still keep talking to Louise to keep her in the pipeline if all else fails"

by Chuckle city bebesssss February 24, 2015

lay a pipeline

to defecate

i'm gonna go and lay a pipeline before my bag bursts.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

Trans-Alaska Pipeline

A gangbang.

If one guy can lay pipe, then 10 can lay the whole Trans-Alaska Pipeline.

by shanked and shrinked August 19, 2011

take the pipe

1) An insult, similar to "fuck you" or "you suck"; 2) a phrase used to describe when things are less than optimal, similar to "this sucks"; 3) to receive an erect penis into a body orifice.

1) Take the pipe, loser!

2) This movie takes the pipe.

3) Hal took the pipe ten times a day in jail.

by spim December 21, 2003

Pipe it

To give oral sex to ones penis.

Brit: "What do you want me to do?"

Joe: "Pipe it."

by H1DDEN August 22, 2010

Alaskan Pipe Cleaner

When a man or woman takes a dump and then freezes it, sometimes they use it later as a dildo during anal sex.

I love that Alaskan Pipe Cleaner! it really cleans my pipes good!

by oberon and puck have gay sex January 19, 2009