Peanutery

The use of the word peanuts (or peanut) in a sentence to replace a verb, noun, or an adjective in a nonsensical way. Most often done to annoy someone who is overly particular about the English language. I.e. A Grammar Nazi

Peanutery is a form of tomfoolery involving the word peanut.

A 'nuttier' way to use the word peanuts.

"He uses the word peanuts wrong all the time.... he is a true master of Peanutery."

"Usain Bolt is so peanuts that he has won 9 Olympic gold medals!"

"I love you to the peanut and back."

Peanutery by 2masEdison November 5, 2018

peanutbutter spoon 

A youtube channel (spoon) delivering that sweet content (peanutbutter).

Dude 1: Did you see that "peaceful protester does a no no" video on YouTube?
Dude 2: Yeah, from Donut Operator? He's the real peanutbutter spoon !

peanutbutter spoon by Salty_PRINGLE September 19, 2020

Spreading PeanutButter 

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.

{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.

Spreading PeanutButter by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016

Roasted peanuts 

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.

Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.

Roasted peanuts by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018

Watch your peanuts! 

A phrase that is said when one has purchased a bag of peanuts before going down a ski lift, and is waiting for the safety bar to lower, that warns them to protect their bag of peanuts.

When John was lowering the ski lift safety bar, he jokingly nudged Peter and said, "Watch your peanuts!"

Watch your peanuts! by B. Ricky November 27, 2020

Peenut Sauce 

A mixture of about 40% urine and 60% semen.

Why does this room smell like Peenut Sauce?

Peenut Sauce by ImCooperTheBoss February 21, 2020

penaut 

When you shove a Lena it so hard on your dick you cum and then shove your duck in a women’s nose

“Baby you penauted me

penaut by Peanut master69 August 19, 2021