Noun The world’s coolest person. Born in Newfound Land, California. Has 2 master degrees. And is the nicest and funniest person ever!
by CloudyC1 September 16, 2019
Get the Matt Kingmug. Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.
Friends: oh! You see mattes over there, he is really nice and handsome, some people say that he shares his girls with his friends.
by Petermavai November 24, 2021
Get the Mattesmug. Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They know when something is wrong with they see it in your eyes and help you to chose the right.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They know when something is wrong with they see it in your eyes and help you to chose the right.
You are not happy and you are going to school with cowering your face and say that everything is Okay.
Mattes: Is everything okay I know that something is wrong withe can I help you?
Mattes is a very Beautiful Name
Mattes: Is everything okay I know that something is wrong withe can I help you?
Mattes is a very Beautiful Name
by ♡M♡ November 22, 2021
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by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020
Get the matt chaunceymug. Matt who?? 🤯 Bitch, if you don't already know then your ass needs to ask somebody!!! This man is the funny, sexy, crowd loving, dick of a stand-up comedian that is taking over the stage! He works a crowd like The Machine works pussy LMFAO! (And if you don't get that reference then obviously you don't know shit about comedy.😜) You CAN NOT HELP but love this mofo! And even if you try your best to hate him while he cracks jokes at your expense, he ends up pulling you in anyway when he flashes his "too hot for comedy" million dollar smile...🤔😉😳🤯😍🤩❤️💯 Love you, Matt! And if you ever come to Huntsville Alabama then you best give Jennifer Barrett some hella fucking props for this bad ass definition LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣♥️🤘😜🤘
I went to see the Matt Rife comedy show the other day and it fucking rocked, but the only problem was all the seats were covered in piss from all the other fans who laughed too damn hard at his crazy hilarious stand-up!!!
by Love you baby, your jenn January 26, 2024
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