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A young age woman who is 'cultural', but still white AF. Has two children before the age of 25, so she know's her shit and doesn't take shit. Make you take your shoes off in the house. Knows all the newest trends. Drives a Mazda. Marias will talk to the manager, the manager's manager, and if need be, the founder of the company. Will also tell you the truth, give you the most genuine compliments, and make you tea.
"Omg she wants to talk to the manager, but she's being nice... so I dunno if she's a Karen."
"It's cause she's a Maria."
Maria by aphrocat January 10, 2020
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A Maria will be so fun to be around. She laughs like no other, she will definitely make you smile ear to ear. Maria's can get crazy and are huge goofballs. Sometimes its hard to open up, but when she does you know that she really trusts you. Never let a maria down. Let a Maria be a Maria, they do what they want.
boy 1: Omg is that Maria?
boy 2: Yeah! I heard shes so cool!
boy 1: Shes definitely mine though!!
Maria by oiesgjweiojgrwiojgwiorjg August 20, 2020

mariana lópez 

Lovely pretty girl, dark brown hair, deep nut brown eyes, the one and only “Heather”and the perfect description of “perfection”. A girl who has a day lightener personality that cheers you up whenever you’re not feeling fabulous, kinda crazy but in the best way, caring, funny, intelligent, friendly, great listener, unconditionally supporter who will love you no matter how stupid or crazy you are. She’s talented in every single way, amazing leader, writer... Basically the best friend you could ever ask for.
Mariana López is perfect.
mariana lópez by -Andrea September 17, 2020

Alyssa Maria Clapham 

A girl who is major thirsty and will do anything for you to love her.
Man tha chix last nite was an Alyssa Maria Clapham. I told her she was beautiful and I toted n booted all nite.

mariah carey 

An alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey or bourbon. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.
You're too sober, Billy! Go get a Mariah Carey!
mariah carey by wizzzaaa October 11, 2010
the nickname of someone if they're constantly having something stolen, "borrowed", or taken
"Did you see how Molly had her passport stolen? Someone pulled a Maria on her."
Maria by teamvolturi December 23, 2009
Mariana V. is an amazing girl she is special everything about her is amazing there noting I would change she beautiful form the inside and outside she is someone that I would do anything for she the girl i would wanna spend my life with she a girl that can turn my bad days good and my good days better she a girl that can't be compared to anyone she a girl that I love the most 04/21/16
I love you Mariana❤️🔐👫
Mariana by Ramirez June 27, 2016